"Bid adieu to your days of fearing the rain and avoiding puddles at all costs — thanks to Vessi, your feet will fear no precipitation."
"In addition to unrivaled performance innovation, Vessi’s shoes look fresh as hell. While it’s not uncommon for revolutionary apparel to look weird as hell and/or not work worth s**t, Vessi manages to avoid both letdowns. No matter your taste, Vessi has a pair of kicks to upgrade your ‘fit.' "
"It’s the next big innovation in footwear with Vessi’s patented Flash-Knit technology making the shoes waterproof, breathable, moisture-wicking, and lightweight, with a four-way adaptive stretch. So this means you can say goodbye to those heavy, outdated rain boots that have been killing your style."
"They look just like your regular knit shoes, lightweight and breathable, but they are specially designed to shield you from the elements. Whether it is rain, mud, or snow, you have no need to avoid puddles ever again."
"These shoes will keep your feet dry "no matter what" for as long as you have them on."